Want to know what I think about having a wedding?
Don’t do it.
Sounds totally crazy, I know, but read Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf first. You may change your mind.
If you read this book when you’re newly engaged, you will probably find it only mildly humorous. You’ll think to yourself, “What a zany bride! That stuff would never happen to me!” Yeah, that’s what Amy, the main character and soon-to-be crazed bride, thinks, too, as the book opens. Amy, a 20-something professional and a die-hard singleton, rolls her eyes at bridezilla types. She doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about. So what if you’re over budget on tulips? But the moment she says, “Yes,” to her boyfriend’s proposal, and has to plan a wedding of her own, her perspective takes a turn. If you’re a veteran bride {meaning that somehow, despite ALL the madness, you made it down the aisle – or off to Vegas} you will, of course, totally empathize.
Reception venue fell through? Been there. Fights with the parents? Done that. Bridesmaids start acting a little loco? Oh yeah. Not only did I live through my wedding planning hell, I worked in the bridal industry for four years and handled every disaster imaginable. When planning a wedding, Murphy’s Law reigns: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong – just as it did for Amy in Diary of a Mad Bride.
This hysterical cautionary tale ought to be recommended reading for every girl who thinks she’s ready to take a trip down the aisle. For the bride who already survived the seventh circle of wedding hell, she should keep this one on the bookshelf as a badge of honor – like I do – and as a reminder to never torture yourself – or your closest friends – that way again.
With love,
Tuesday